How to Turn Any Machine into a Smoke Machine (For Beginners!)

Ever wondered how to transform your everyday devices into full-on smoke machines for that extra flair at your next party?

Well, do I have a how-to for you!

Grab your fire extinguisher, because we’re diving into the fantastically chaotic world where any machine can be a smoke machine if you believe hard enough.

Or, you know, if you use it wrong. 😅

Step 1: Pick Your Poison

First, select your weapon of choice. Toasters, microwaves, even your trusty coffee maker can be smoke machine material. It’s all about creativity! But, really, don’t pick something boring like an actual smoke machine. Where’s the fun in that?

Step 2: Ignore the User Manual

This step is crucial. Disregard any sensible safety warnings, diagrams, or instructions that come with your machine. We’re aiming for chaos here, and who needs logic when you have a vision? Remember, safety first is for people who don’t know how to have fun.

Step 3: Misuse, Misuse, Misuse

Want your toaster to fog up the room? Turn that dial up to a level it’s never seen before and let the toast burn to a crisp. Is your microwave too responsible to…